Epic Quotes: "Blame It on the Alcohol" Edition

This episode actually did not have very many epic quotes so much as it had many epic moments. It was, however, a fun episode with some good quotables! In honor of this episode, I sat down and cracked open a bottle of beer while watching (I am over 21 so it's all good). I think it's safe to say we can blame all of these quotes on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. On to the epicness!

Figgins: ...and not wasted on learning, wasted on booze!

Finn: It's not emotional or...good.
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Rachel (to Blaine): Your face just kissed awesome.

Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: Said by many a hag about many a gay.

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black here.
Brittany: That's so racist.




Blaine (after Rachel kisses him sober): Ha. Yup. I'm 100% gay. Thank you so much for helping me see!