Epic Quotes: "Britney/Brittany" Edition

With the return of Glee this Sunday, I am trying to collect all of the epic quotes from the remaining episodes of the season so far. With that said, on to some awesome quotes!

Brittany: I've lived my entire life in Britney's shadow and I will never be as talented or famous. I hope you all respect that I want Glee Club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.

Emma: The other day he made me buy the green grapes and the red grapes at the store. Then we mixed them all in a bowl and just ate them. It was madness, sheer madness!

Carl: I love that look of instant panic every time I try to change your routine. Adorable!

Brittany: This room likes like the one on the spaceship where I got probed.

Brittany: Please don't pull all my teeth--when I smile I'd look like an adult baby but with boobs.

Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I'm actually okay with it. Now I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you had a concussion.

Santana: Well, congratulations Rachel. Normally you dress like the fantasy of a Japanese businessman with a very specific, dark fetish, but I actually dig this look.

Beiste: Don't just stare at me like a donkey with a wooden leg.

Emma: You look like a cast member of "Kids, Inc.".

Sue: It's a Britney Spears sex riot!

Sue: You wear more vests than the cast of "Blossom".