Epic Quotes: "The Sue Sylvester Shuffle" Edition

What a show! Be sure to catch my upcoming "glee-cap" of the episode as I have many many thoughts on it. But for now, on to some epic quotes!

Sue: In the meantime, what's changed?
Quinn: Personal grooming habits?

Sue: Not even the can't-lose combination of boobs and fire can get me going anymore. Is it the raccoon hormones my new doctor gave me? Maybe.

Will: Do you trust me?
Beiste: You're not gonna try to kiss me again are you?

Beiste: Or we're gonna get our asses kicked from here until Tuesday finds a saddlebag of buckwheat!

Brittany: I don't want to die yet. At least not until "One Tree Hill" gets canceled.

Finn: Can we just not fight for one day? It's already hard enough not to kick you in the nuts every time I see you.

Brittany: A zombie double rainbow.

Sue: ...and the utter silence of my 2pm ninja poops.

Kurt: Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football; I love scarves.

Lauren: What's not cool is you guys not respecting women enough to know we can play football.

Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: It'll be worth it.

Sue: You can't quit Cheerios; it's blood in, blood out.

Puck: You're so afraid of being called geeks, losers, gay, that you settle for being nothing.

Player from other football team: Someone bit me. One of those zombies bit me!

Football team: Braaaaaaiiiiins, brrraaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinns.

Katie Couric (to Sue): You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, the housing market, Dina Lohan and Wall Street, Tiger Woods, the Dallas Cowboys, Brett Favre's cell phone, 9% unemployment, and Sparky Lohan.

Katie Couric: How do you cope with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.

Katie Couric: Thoughts?
Sue: I hate you Diane Sawyer.

Karofsky: This is high school. People's memory for good stuff lasts about as long as their Facebook status.