Epic Quotes: "Grilled Cheesus" Edition

This was a much more somber episode than we are normally accustomed to with Glee, so excuse the fewer quotes--rightly, I think this episode had fewer epic quotes than most. However, still enjoy!

Finn: Dear Grilled Cheesus, first of all, you're super delicious. Please, please let us win our first football game...and in return, cheesy Lord, I'll make sure we honor your this week in Glee Club.

Finn: Hey Grilled Cheesus, I need to ask you something. I didn't go to Sunday School so I don't know if you work the same way as a genie and I only get three wishes.

Brittany: I got knocked down an entire letter grade because it's written in crayon.

Brittany: I made him a card that said, "Heart attacks are just from loving too much."

Sue: I realize that you're only half orangutang but I'm still allergic to your illustrious ginger hair.

Jean: God never makes mistakes. That's what I believe.