How would you like a little epicness to go with your comeback? Well, these quotes should do it for you. There is nothing like a dose of Bieber Fever, trendsetting Brittany, and backstabbing Sue to make your day a little more momentous. On with the quotes!
Sam: My dad always said there were two ways to get a woman to love you: take her hunting and rock n' roll.
Brittany: I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer and no one ever taught me how to read a calendar.Emma: Sue should join the Glee Club!
Will: Who can tell me what an anthem is?
Brittany: Bottom of an ant's pants.
Will: So close, so close.
Sue (about Sam): We gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.
Artie: Days later when they come down off their See's Candy high, they crash and everything else by comparison is humdrum.
Brittany: My uncle lost his job and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it on food for the goat. Sorta. The goat just ate the money.
Mercedes: Sweet Jesus, who bought tickets to crazy town.
Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you want to lose a hand.
Brittany (to Rachel): When people look at you they don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat getting its temperature taken and then they hear it screaming.
Sam: That's my James Earl Jones impression.
Santana: First off, that's offensive. He shot Martin Luther King!
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