Epic Quotes: "Silly Love Songs" Edition

Here we go, the latest edition of epic quotes. As a side note, I adored this episode. I actually think it was one of the best episodes in a while and Rachel's song "Firework" was the best contemporary song she has ever sung. On with the quotes!

Will: Alright guys, I have one word for you.
Brittany: Is it love! I'm totally gonna graduate now.

Santana: You guys love me. I keep it real and I'm hilarious.
Lauren: No, actually you're just a bitch.

Quinn: Last week you said you were disappointed I didn't have a lizard baby.

Rachel (to Santana): The only job you're gonna have is working on a pole.

Blaine: Hey! Whatcha doin'?
Kurt. Nothing. Daydreaming. Plotting weekend outfits.

Kurt: It's so nice to be around girls for a change.

Brittany: That's my man! His legs don't work!

Sam: Wait, I wanna see this.
Finn: Pervert?
Sam: I prefer chaperone and also boyfriend.

Blaine: IF he and I got married the Gap would give me a 50% discount.

Santana: I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time.

Santana: I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo.

Lauren: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.