Epic Quotes: "The Substitute" Edition

There were so many excellent quotes in this episode that  1) it was hard to write all of them down and 2) it was hard to pick which ones to include. I think you will find this selection of quotes to be the cream of the crop. Onward!

Will: I thought we were friends.

Sue: That got boring.

Kurt: I'm shaking. And it's either from low blood sugar or rage.

Brett: Are you on anything cuz this is trippy!
Kurt: You smell homeless, Brett, homeless.

Rachel: At least I didn't fall and break my talent.

Holly: Those aren't your names. You know how I know this?
Brittany: Because you're psychic?

Santana: What would you know about Cee-lo? You're like 40.
Holly: Top 40 sweetcheeks.

Sue: It's broccoli. When I showed this to Brittany earlier she began to whimper thinking I had cut down a small tree where Gummi Bears lived.

Holly: Rachel, you suck! You're like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.

Sue: In fact, right now I'm tempted to sell your scalp on the black market as a tiny, full-length shearling coat for only the most fashionable of pre-mature babies.

Holly: Her name was Cameo. She was like an attractive Biggie Smalls.

Holly: I'm Holly Holiday.
Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?

Sue: You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.

Sam: He taught me how to tie my shoes.