Character Profile: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman

Name: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman

Played By: Mark Salling
Age: 16
Family: Mother & Sister (Both Un-Named) Beth Puckerman (Daughter)

Bio: Puck is the resident 'badass' of Mckinley High. Well known for sleeping with a mom or two, bullying, and flirting with the girls at school (but only the pretty ones). He has an on/off relationship with feisty cheerleader Santana Lopez and also with her best friend, Brittany Peirce. But there is one girl whom he has always wanted to be with, and that is his best friend Finn's girlfriend, Quinn Fabray. Eventually, he does end up sleeping with her, and after what they both thought would be a quiet one night stand, Puck's world is shaken when Quinn reveals she is pregnant with HIS BABY!! Puck constantly tries to prove himself to Quinn, but that doesn't mean he will ever stop being his usual 'Puckzilla' self. He briefly dated Rachel Berry and Mercedes Jones. After the birth of their daughter, Quinn and Puck seemed to go their own separate ways. It was speculated that Puck drove his mom's car into a shop window and stole an ATM machine out of depression, which resulted in him going to Juvie. Puck may appear to be a bad boy, and in some ways he is, but he also has a soft side, which the ladies love.

Best Quotes:

I looked it up. Chicks don't have prostates. (Season 1, Episode 1, Pilot)

Dude, my bowels have better movement than you! (Season 1, Episode 3, Acafelllas)

Well, call the Vatican! We got ourselves another immaculate conception! (Season 1, Episode 4, Preggers)


(Thinking) I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full Commando. (Season 1, Episode 10, Ballad)

I bet you thought that Bert and Ernie were just roommates too. (Season 1, Episode 10, Ballad)

God, I’m so tired of people judging me for a few mistakes I’ve made. I’ve tried to be a good guy, I go to school and I say “be cool Puck, be nice” but by second period I’ve got a fire extinguisher in my hand and I’m spraying some dweeb with it and I don’t know how I got there. (Season 1, Episode 17, Bad Reputation)


They called Paul Stanley 'The Starchild' because he was romantic or something but that doesn't really explain my whore lips (Season 1, Episode 20, Theatricality)


While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl. (Season 1, Episode 20, Theatricality)


Can I be shirtless under this apron? (Season 1, Episode 21, Funk)

Life's just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don't get a medal at the finish line for being good. You just get dead. (Season 1, Episode 22, Journey)

Can you sing with that big mouth? (Season 2, Episode 1, Audition)


I’m a total Jew for Jesus. He’s my number one Heb. (Season 2, Episode 3, Grilled Cheesus)

I don't pay for food. It's my thing, yo. We're gonna dine and dash. (Season 2, Episode 6, Never Been Kissed)

There's no way I'm going back to Juvie. There's no chicks and no Kosher meals in that place. (Season 1, Episode 6, Never Been Kissed)

Don't push me Karofsky. You pushed my boy Kurt out of here. Juvie or no, you're already number one on my list to go all Deathstar on. (Season 2, Episode 9, Special Education)

This was my Uncle's (watch) . . . And the first thing I stole. (Season 2, Episode 10, A Very Glee Christmas)

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