Character Profile: Brittany S. Pierce

Name: Brittany Susan Pierce

Age: 16

Played By: Heather Morris

Family: Mother and Father, are known.

Bio: Brittany is most likely to still be in school by the age of 32. In other words, her intelligence level isn't that high. There isn't a whole lot that is known about Brittany, but something she takes pride in the fact that she has made out with nearly everyone in the school, including girls, boys, and even Mr. Kidney, the janitor! We also know that her best friend is Santana Lopez, and they are friends with benefits. Other facts we know about Brittany include; her passion of playing with her Barbie dolls and she never brushes her teeth. As a believer of Santa and an average 'airhead', there is no doubt that Brittany isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. But she has a big heart, and she cares for her friends all the time.


Best Quotes:

I find recipes... Confusing. (Season 1, Episode 9, Wheels) 

So, Hairography. It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilepsy. (Season 1, Episode 11, Hairography)

[Miss Pillsbury] is the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker (Season 1, Episode 13, Sectionals)

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? (Season 1, Episode 14, Hell-O)

Guess who I'm dating? Wes Brody. He's super cute. He plays soccer with my sister. He's seven. (Season 1, Episode 15, The Power Of Madonna)

I don't know how to turn on a computer. (Season 1, Episode 17, Bad Reputation)

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me. (Season 1, Episode 18, Laryngitis)


Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs. (Season 2, Episode 1, Audition)

People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers. (Season 2, Episode 1, Audition)

I don't brush my teeth, I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was some sort of dentist. (Season 2, Episode 2, Britney/Brittany)

Whenever I pray, I fall asleep. (Season 2, Episode 3, Grilled Cheesus)

(Puck) may be the dumbest person on Earth, and that's coming from me. (Season 2, Episode 4, Duets)


I'm Mike Chang. (Season 2, Episode 7, The Substitute)

Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated. (Season 2, Episode 7, The Substitute)

I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee. (Season 2, Episode 9, Special Education)

If we lose, we should throw possums. (Season 2, Episode 9, Special Education)

Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies. (Season 2, Episode 10, A Very Glee Christmas)