Epic Quotes: "A Very Glee Christmas" Edition

These are a little out of season now, but who doesn't want Christmas everyday? I mean, aren't we always talking about having Christmas in July? Well, to keep the spirit alive....read on for some awesome quotes!

Brittany: Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice started living in it. Their gift to each other was rabies.

Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year--stop friend requesting me on Facebook.

Brittany: Remember, even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

Sam: Last week Brittany believed a comb had magic powers.

Brittany: Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

Lauren: I would like Puckerman to love me; he's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.

Brittany: You've gotten really tan.
Black Santa: That's because at the North Pole there's a hole in the ozone.

Rachel: Being a Jew I don't usually give Christmas gifts but considering how much you care about the holiday, I thought I'd make an exception.

Artie: I assumed her dad bought it for me but he had no clue where it came from. He went to take a long poop and when he came back, it was there.

Will: How did you get in here?
Sue: Oh I had a key made ages ago.

Sue: I thought you might wanna put all of us out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.