Epic Quotes: "Rocky Horror Glee Show"

Here are the best from "The Rocky Horror Glee Show". Enjoy!

Kurt: “What are you going to be for Halloween this year?” 
Brittany: “I’m going as a peanut allergy.” 



Finn: “I have no idea what’s going on in this script, and it’s not in a cool ‘Inception’ kind of way.” 


Sue: “Halloween is fast approaching. The day when parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls, and little girls to dress like whores.” 


Sue: “Children must know fear. Without it, they won’t know how to behave. They’ll try frenching grizzly bears or consider living in Florida. So moms, skip trick-or-treating this year and instead sit your little toddler down and explain daddy’s a hungry zombie and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork, he whispered to mommy that you look delicious.” 


Finn: “I can’t be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty-whities, they’re gonna be able to see my whole…business!” 


Sam: “Um, also, Ms Pillsbury, is there a way I could wear like some gold board shorts or something? These are really short. I’m afraid I’m gonna show off some nuttage.”


Sam (nipping his abs): “Well. Damn those Cool Ranch Doritos.” 


Finn (to Sam): “I don’t need to hide behind my muscles like you do.”