Epic Quotes: "Duets" Edition

Sorry for the hiatus...a few internet glitches, the holiday season, and getting engaged (!!!!), and not to mention a bad case of the flu have kept me away, but no longer! So on with the quotes!

Sam: “I’m Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.”


Will: “What’s a duet?” Brittany: “A blanket.”   


Kurt (about Sam): "Psst. He's on Team Gay. No straight boy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993." 
Mercedes: "You're crazy, circa 2010."


Santana: “I’m only here because Puck’s been in the slammer for about twelve hours now and I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or I can't digest my food.” 




Britanny: “Hi. So I just want you to know, I’m really into you.” 
Artie: “Ok. Sorry, I’m just a little confused, you’ve never made eye contact with me.” 
Britanny: “I know, for a while I thought you were a robot.”


Sam: “Lor menari.” 
Quinn: ?!? 
Sam: “It means you have pretty eyes.” 
Quinn: ... 
Sam: “Its Na'vi. The Avatar language? Lor menari.” 

Brittany: “I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in 'Lady and the Tramp'. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.”