Memorable Quotes From "Pilot"

Rachel: I won my first dance competition when I was three months old.

Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?

Sue: Your resentment is delicious.

Mercedes: Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I'm not down with this background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.

Sue: You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!