Character Profile: Lauren Zizes

Name: Lauren Zizes

Played By: Ashley Fink

Age: 17

Family: (unknown)

Bio: Lauren Zizes is the new addition to New Directions since the episode Special Education, when Puck asks her to join after she had saved him from the port-a-potty the football team had locked him in. Since then, they can be seen as an item, but it may be discussed if they're actually in a relationship. In her childhood, Lauren won several pageants by doing baby pull-ups, almost leading to her being Little Miss Ohio. In high school, she is a successful member of the wrestling team and leader of the A/V Club. She is a passionate Twilight fan, which leads to several frightening events in the episode Theatricality, and loves chocolate and candy.

Best Quotes:
'I would like Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.' (Season 2, Episode 10, A Very Glee Christmas)

'That was the first time anyone ever sang me a love song, and it made me feel like crap.' (Season 2, Episode 12, Silly Love Songs)

'Honestly… Although my love would crush him, I'm totally turned on by the Biebster. That is until I remember that he looks like he's twelve and then it's sort of creepy.' (Season 2, Episode 13, Comeback)

'Here's how I see it. I know I'm the hottest b*tch in this joint. If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger and this would be my national anthem.' (Season 2, Episode 13, Comeback)

'I wanna be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show, and a fragrance. It'll be called Zizes, and the slogan will be: You just got Zized.' (Season 2, Episode 15, Sexy)