Once Upon A Mattress Summary
by Sarina Clements
Okay, this is the episode where Will finds out Terri is lying to him about being pregnant. Man, oh man. He’s good. No, no, he’s smart. If he were too stupid, he would’ve believed her whole “it’s for trying on maternity clothes” bit she tried to throw at him when he found that stomach pad in her drawer. AND he was smart enough to roll out of there without going upside her head. Then she’s coming at him with this sad sob story about him changing after starting to run Glee club. She doesn’t want him to be confident? What kind of mess is that? Clearly, Terri is jealous of the Glee club. But anyway, she could’ve made him snap! That’s some serious dirt she was doing to him. Any less of a man would have really hurt her. Poor Will, this dude is already put to the test day after day by Sue and then he has to deal with this crap at home? Same thing goes with Sue. It’s a miracle he hasn’t hurt her. If I had to be around that woman, I would have been in prison by now. I won’t go into detail but, I’m just sayin, she would’ve had some hands thrown at her!So how about Rachael and Finn covering Lilly Allen’s “Smile”? Of course, they were a K.O. Not to mention they cleaned it up pretty well! For those of you who didn’t know, the original song has explicit lyrics. Rachael claimed it was to help Finn smile in the Glee club picture for the “Thunderclap.” But for real, what did singing that song have to do with helping Finn smile for his picture? I’ll tell you what it had to do with him smiling: dude enjoyed every moment of that number. Rachael was all over him and he especially liked the part when she smacked his butt! Yeah, he was definitely smiling then. Did anybody else pay attention to the piano player? His expressions cracked me up!
They were so lucky to get to make that mattress commercial. It looked so fun! They really made things lively too. It really helped the owner because that script they were reading was some garbage. That commercial would have been a joke if they had put that mess on TV. Everybody would have made even more fun of them. I really enjoyed the scene of them singing “Jump.” But my favorite part was the owner. Oh, he was hilarious! I laughed harder every time they showed him jump. On top of that, he showed no expression whatsoever which made it even funnier.I was so surprised when Quinn stood up to Sue. I was all, “Go ahead, Quinn. You tell her, girl!” It’s about time she did something other than make Finn feel like crap. It’s also about time somebody other than Mr. Schu stood up to Sue. He does a good job but because he’s her co-worker and a male, it doesn’t really give him the upper hand. (You know all she’d do is cry to the principal, accusing him of some sort of sexist actions) Plus, he didn’t have enough dirt on her to make an impact! But Quinn had the dirt and she knew how to use it.
At the end of the day, Mr. Schu takes the bullet for the kids and gets disqualified from sectionals and thanks to Quinn; the Glee club gets their own page in the “Thunderclap,” McKinley high’s book of ads it seems. As they showed the kids getting ready for the picture, they showed Finn and Puck working out. Did they think they were going to instantly get built in time for the camera? That was so cute. Oh, and what’s with these people who deface the pictures? Can you say, get a life?
Quotes I Liked:
“They’d make me choose between a Hitler mustache, or buck teeth and I can’t rock either of those looks. Do you think I have a potato head?”
-Finn
“We here at Mattress Land believe that mattresses aren’t just for sleeping and fornicating anymore…”
-Mattress Land Owner
.”Friday after Christmas, which I have off, if you’re hideous, stay at home. Spend the entire day watching home videos of a time when you weren’t too repulsive for me to ever wanna look at.”
-Sue
“Have you and the redhead become so sexually depraved that you have to commit your craven acts of adultery in between classes?”
-Sue
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