The following summary of "Sexy" was written by our new writer, Angel!
In the last week’s episode, Gwyneth Paltrow reprises as Holly Holiday as the aggressive sex education substitute teacher who battled up against the prissy-ness army of Emma and her Celibacy Club. So as Emma teaches Rachel and Quinn to avoid intimacy at any cost, Holly spreads the fact that cucumbers don’t have the ability to spread HIV and storks do not deliver babies. As noted by Holly that all Glee Club members are showing signs of misunderstandings when it comes to sex, Will employed her help and she performed an over-the-top version of “Do You Wanna Touch Me” and everything was spiced up after that.
And as the Regionals draws near, Sue gave hints to Kurt and Blaine that in order for the Warblers to devour New Directions they have to “over-sex” them so they performed a bath-soap-themed version of “Animal” in front of high-socked, mini-skirted ladies from their sister school. Blaine (as always) worked it leaving the girls drooling and panting after Blaine’s number much to their futility. After the performance, Kurt realized that his sex appeal is no more than that of a baby penguin leaving him practicing sexy looks beside Blaine with their dismay. Disturbed about how uninformed Kurt is when it comes to sex, Blaine went to Burt and asked him to have “sex-talks” with Kurt which ended up in Burt awkwardly handling SexEd pamphlets to Kurt.
Then the scene shifts to the practicing hotness of Will with his version of “Prince” and Holly enters and dances a provocative Tango ending up in a kiss between the two. Will asked Holly for a date but to no avail as she said that the destroyed and wasted Holly is not for the hopeless romantic Will.
In the corridors, Santana approached Brittany and asked for a “cuddling night” but Brittany refused as she is having the pregnancy scare by seeing storks outside her windows. Holly suggested Santana and Brittany to explore their friendship and sings a heart-warming version of “Landslide” making Santana show her vulnerability. Later, we saw Santana confessing that she is in love with Brittany but was faced with Brittany’s rejection (although she said that if Artie and she turned out in turned out of tracks, she’ll pursue with Santana). I am so not for Brittana but Naya really had a good acting on this scene.
After Holly said that Puck and Lauren would be arrested for doing a Kim Kardashian-style sex video to make Lauren famous, Puck joins the Celibacy Club and performs “Afternoon Delight” with Carl (John Stamos). Holly noted that their choice of song was kinda off for their celibacy vows because ‘Afternoon Delight’ has a different meaning, but Emma still insists that it is a very nice dessert made of pineapples. Disturbed by Emma’s confusion, Holly summoned Emma and Carl to her office and it was revealed that the two did not have sex at all. The reason: Emma is still in love with Will. Although faced with the revelation from Emma, Holly comes to Will and they share a passionate kiss and finally agreeing with Will to pursue their relationship, suggesting that Holly will come back in the next episodes.
And as the Regionals draws near, Sue gave hints to Kurt and Blaine that in order for the Warblers to devour New Directions they have to “over-sex” them so they performed a bath-soap-themed version of “Animal” in front of high-socked, mini-skirted ladies from their sister school. Blaine (as always) worked it leaving the girls drooling and panting after Blaine’s number much to their futility. After the performance, Kurt realized that his sex appeal is no more than that of a baby penguin leaving him practicing sexy looks beside Blaine with their dismay. Disturbed about how uninformed Kurt is when it comes to sex, Blaine went to Burt and asked him to have “sex-talks” with Kurt which ended up in Burt awkwardly handling SexEd pamphlets to Kurt. 
Uh, you need a new new writer because writing is really not this person's forte.
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