Of course the Kurt-Blaine kiss along with New Directions win in the Regionals, but we couldn't miss the lines that made us laugh and hit us right in the head. So, I compiled some of the quotes from the last episode. Here they are:
Sue: Consider this as the opening salvo of World War Sue.
Sue: Well, well... if it isn't Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Fake Boobs
Mercedes: But my butt Mr. Schu that song was amazing.
William: What's your favorite song of all time?
Brittany; My Headband
William: What those song all about?
Brittany: Headbands?
Quinn: Rachel if you keep looking for that happy ending, you'll never get it right.
Sue: William, while you're kids are singing songs about blackheads and eczema, I will be unleashing a ser list custom made for that panel of judges.
Kurt: Has anyone ever been literally died on stage?
Blaine: Are you nervous?
Kurt: Please don't judge me.
Quinn: I know what you're thinking: Prom Queen? You're smart and super pretty and relatively sane for a girl.
Santana: All I know is you blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants.
Blaine: You move me Kurt
Tammy Jones: I Twittered that Obama was a terrorist... I had to, it's a fact.
Quinn; Prom Queens live, on average, five years longer that regular people. Probably because they smile all the time.
Quinn: How damaged does a guy have to be into some as annoying as Rachel.
I know these are just some of the funniest quotes from Original Song. If you have one from the last episode, please do leave it as a comment.
XOXO
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Episode 2.16, "Original Song" Recap
Here's what happened on yesterday's last episode:
The Warblers opened the show with Maroon 5's Misery with an intensified energy......well, besides Kurt. Kurt admits that he is jealous of Blaine getting all the solos and all the numbers and he feels like the Warblers are actually "Blaine and the pips".
Meanwhile in Mckinley, Rachel tries another attempt in her songwriting gig and asks Finn about her new song "Only Child". Well, the song turned okay but it is not far from "My Headband". Finn thinks that Rachel played scared with her song and suggests she look deep inside herself and find where the songs are coming from. While their conversation is going, lurking around the corner is Quinn who seems very jealous with the ex-lovers. It turns out that Quinn wants to be the Prom Queen for the year and she thinks that being with Finn is the fast-ride to that status. However, she cannot get Finn with Rachel playing cute girl around so she plans to "keep her enemy closer" and befriend Rachel.
The scene shifts to the nail polishing Kurt who whistles beside Pavarotti the bird. Without doing anything at all, the bird drop dead so Kurt showed up in the Warbler meeting (should I say "parliamentary procedures"?) the next day with a recording tape. He sings a heart warming rendition of The Beatles Blackbird and ending up with tears streaking in his well-moisturized cheeks. Blaine was obviously moved and inspired by the solo and suggested to the group, through a point of order, that he wanted to do a duet with Kurt at the Regionals.
(Here comes the best part) While Kurt was decorating the casket of Pavarotti, Blaine approached him. Kurt asked Blaine why he picked him for a duet and Blaine said that while Kurt was singing he realized that Kurt was the one he is looking for (I blush). The two shared a kiss confirming their affection with one another. Although I am not for Kurt and Blaine, I still think that this kiss is hot.
Back at McKinley, Brittany asks Santana why she is not talking to her. Santana said that Brittany blew her off and that it's Brittany's lost. Sue, the new coach of Aural Intensity, enters the scene saying that she will get back to them by deserting her in Cheerios. So Brittany and Santana opens their locker and come all the dirts in their mouth and on their clothes. Brittany has no memories of putting dirts in their locker.
William received a cease and decease order from somewhere stating that they could not sing My Chemical Romance for the Regionals. Rachel raised again her suggestion that New Directions should sing original songs. As a part of her plot, Quinn backs Rachel saying that they do their best when they push themselves. Finn agreed and it was decided that New Directions will be having original songs for their set list. (Thus the title of the episode!). As a result, Santana wrote a "heterosexual song" for Sam titled Trouty Mouth which ended up with Sam being insulted. Puck tries to get another shot for Lauren and sings her his song Bad Ass Heart. Mercedes transforms her famous expression to a song and performs Hell to the No. All these were not considered for the regionals so Will asked the club their notion of pain. The kids all feels that being branded as a loser is their personal pain so they all agreed to write a song with a title Loser Like Me.
At the day of the competitions, Sue came to Will and said that New Directions is about to lose for singing original songs. Will comments that Sue is having too much of a confidence for a rookie and she said that Aural Intensity's set list is custom made for the panel of judges. It turned out that Sue let AI sing Jesus Is My Friend in order to touch the taste of the nun judge. The Warbler's performed the Blaine and Kurt's duet Candles from Hey Monday and finishing their number with Pink's Raise Your Glass.
Finn approached Rachel on the backstage saying that he was really impressed with the song. Rachel, broken hearted from knowing that Quinn and Finn are back together, asked him to listen very carefully in the song for she means every word of it. Rachel sings her every own song Get It Right which is inspired by her failed relationship with Finn and her desire to reconcile with her ex. Finn seemed amazed in the background. To cap off their number, New Direction sang their anthem Loser Like Me expressing their response to the people who brand them as loser. They ended up slushing the audience with red confetti.
During the deliberation,the Palin-esque judge Tammy Jones expressed that she is disturbed by the Warbler's performance because of the "gayness" of the number. Sister Mary Constance, whose liberality as a nun comes from the fact that she is a former stripper, disagrees with Tammy saying that she enjoys the duet and she is not buying Aural Intensity's number. Rod Remmington raised New Direction in the deliberation and Tammy said that she didn't like Loser Like Me because she never felt like a loser even though she lost the recent election . Rod pushes them to vote afterwards. The governor's wife announced New Directions as the winner. While they were rejoicing, Sue punched the governor's wife straight to the face and she leaves the stage.
Days after the regionals, Blaine and Kurt buried Pavarotti and Blaine thinks that this "funeral" reminds Kurt about the death of her mother. Kurt admits that but the sadness is still compounded by losing the Regionals. Blaine said that they had won each other anyway and the two leaves the grave holding each other's hand.
Back in McKinley, Holly sends her congratulations via a flirty phone call to Will. Will gives Rachel the MVP award. Touched by the appreciation, Rachel delivers an emotional thank-you speech and she was approached by the team ending the episode with their happiest group hug.
The Warblers opened the show with Maroon 5's Misery with an intensified energy......well, besides Kurt. Kurt admits that he is jealous of Blaine getting all the solos and all the numbers and he feels like the Warblers are actually "Blaine and the pips".
Meanwhile in Mckinley, Rachel tries another attempt in her songwriting gig and asks Finn about her new song "Only Child". Well, the song turned okay but it is not far from "My Headband". Finn thinks that Rachel played scared with her song and suggests she look deep inside herself and find where the songs are coming from. While their conversation is going, lurking around the corner is Quinn who seems very jealous with the ex-lovers. It turns out that Quinn wants to be the Prom Queen for the year and she thinks that being with Finn is the fast-ride to that status. However, she cannot get Finn with Rachel playing cute girl around so she plans to "keep her enemy closer" and befriend Rachel.
The scene shifts to the nail polishing Kurt who whistles beside Pavarotti the bird. Without doing anything at all, the bird drop dead so Kurt showed up in the Warbler meeting (should I say "parliamentary procedures"?) the next day with a recording tape. He sings a heart warming rendition of The Beatles Blackbird and ending up with tears streaking in his well-moisturized cheeks. Blaine was obviously moved and inspired by the solo and suggested to the group, through a point of order, that he wanted to do a duet with Kurt at the Regionals.
(Here comes the best part) While Kurt was decorating the casket of Pavarotti, Blaine approached him. Kurt asked Blaine why he picked him for a duet and Blaine said that while Kurt was singing he realized that Kurt was the one he is looking for (I blush). The two shared a kiss confirming their affection with one another. Although I am not for Kurt and Blaine, I still think that this kiss is hot.
Back at McKinley, Brittany asks Santana why she is not talking to her. Santana said that Brittany blew her off and that it's Brittany's lost. Sue, the new coach of Aural Intensity, enters the scene saying that she will get back to them by deserting her in Cheerios. So Brittany and Santana opens their locker and come all the dirts in their mouth and on their clothes. Brittany has no memories of putting dirts in their locker.
William received a cease and decease order from somewhere stating that they could not sing My Chemical Romance for the Regionals. Rachel raised again her suggestion that New Directions should sing original songs. As a part of her plot, Quinn backs Rachel saying that they do their best when they push themselves. Finn agreed and it was decided that New Directions will be having original songs for their set list. (Thus the title of the episode!). As a result, Santana wrote a "heterosexual song" for Sam titled Trouty Mouth which ended up with Sam being insulted. Puck tries to get another shot for Lauren and sings her his song Bad Ass Heart. Mercedes transforms her famous expression to a song and performs Hell to the No. All these were not considered for the regionals so Will asked the club their notion of pain. The kids all feels that being branded as a loser is their personal pain so they all agreed to write a song with a title Loser Like Me.
At the day of the competitions, Sue came to Will and said that New Directions is about to lose for singing original songs. Will comments that Sue is having too much of a confidence for a rookie and she said that Aural Intensity's set list is custom made for the panel of judges. It turned out that Sue let AI sing Jesus Is My Friend in order to touch the taste of the nun judge. The Warbler's performed the Blaine and Kurt's duet Candles from Hey Monday and finishing their number with Pink's Raise Your Glass.Finn approached Rachel on the backstage saying that he was really impressed with the song. Rachel, broken hearted from knowing that Quinn and Finn are back together, asked him to listen very carefully in the song for she means every word of it. Rachel sings her every own song Get It Right which is inspired by her failed relationship with Finn and her desire to reconcile with her ex. Finn seemed amazed in the background. To cap off their number, New Direction sang their anthem Loser Like Me expressing their response to the people who brand them as loser. They ended up slushing the audience with red confetti.
Days after the regionals, Blaine and Kurt buried Pavarotti and Blaine thinks that this "funeral" reminds Kurt about the death of her mother. Kurt admits that but the sadness is still compounded by losing the Regionals. Blaine said that they had won each other anyway and the two leaves the grave holding each other's hand.
Back in McKinley, Holly sends her congratulations via a flirty phone call to Will. Will gives Rachel the MVP award. Touched by the appreciation, Rachel delivers an emotional thank-you speech and she was approached by the team ending the episode with their happiest group hug.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Your Favorite Moments From "Original Song"
There we go! I was left with much more satisfied and happy feelings after watching 'Original Song' than I had after watching 'Sexy'. Personally, I was SO happy about Kurt and Blaine FINALLY kissing. Their duet was *amazing* (I love Hey Monday) and so were the "original songs". I was even kinda feeling for a few minutes like I wanted the Warblers to win. Oops. I also really enjoyed this interaction between Mercedes and Sue...
Mercedes: What are you doing?
Sue: Throwing sticks at your head.
What the?! LOL. So funny.
Here's what some of our Twitter followers enjoyed...
@cookieswafting: EVERYTHING IS KLAINE AND NOTHING HURTS. Yes. So agreeing with you.
@tinde124: 1.Klaine kiss 2.New Directions won 3.#GetItRight 4.#LoserLikeMe 5.Finn's face when he watched Rachel sing 6.Blackbird...
@MissMelissaEK: brittanys favourite song being "my headband".
@SomeMidlifeGlee: Watching this group watch the kiss scene brings it all back.
Thanks for the input, everyone! If you'd like for us to include you on this list, send us a Tweet @gleeclubonline, or post your favorite moment from the episode in the comments.
Mercedes: What are you doing?
Sue: Throwing sticks at your head.
What the?! LOL. So funny.
Here's what some of our Twitter followers enjoyed...
@cookieswafting: EVERYTHING IS KLAINE AND NOTHING HURTS. Yes. So agreeing with you.
@tinde124: 1.Klaine kiss 2.New Directions won 3.#GetItRight 4.#LoserLikeMe 5.Finn's face when he watched Rachel sing 6.Blackbird...
@MissMelissaEK: brittanys favourite song being "my headband".
@SomeMidlifeGlee: Watching this group watch the kiss scene brings it all back.
Thanks for the input, everyone! If you'd like for us to include you on this list, send us a Tweet @gleeclubonline, or post your favorite moment from the episode in the comments.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Is Chord Dating Tay?
Seems like our Sam has found his real-life Quinn Fabray. Spotted at the Staples Center in LA, Chord Overstreet and Taylor Swift were sitting side by side in a hockey game. Then few days later, they both attended the Mont Blanc Cocktail Party in West Hollywood.
So we wonder if it's true that Tay is getting some Sam abs. Are they really dating? Or just hanging around? We'll see......
So we wonder if it's true that Tay is getting some Sam abs. Are they really dating? Or just hanging around? We'll see......
Episode 2.15, "Sexy" Recap
The following summary of "Sexy" was written by our new writer, Angel!
In the last week’s episode, Gwyneth Paltrow reprises as Holly Holiday as the aggressive sex education substitute teacher who battled up against the prissy-ness army of Emma and her Celibacy Club. So as Emma teaches Rachel and Quinn to avoid intimacy at any cost, Holly spreads the fact that cucumbers don’t have the ability to spread HIV and storks do not deliver babies. As noted by Holly that all Glee Club members are showing signs of misunderstandings when it comes to sex, Will employed her help and she performed an over-the-top version of “Do You Wanna Touch Me” and everything was spiced up after that.
And as the Regionals draws near, Sue gave hints to Kurt and Blaine that in order for the Warblers to devour New Directions they have to “over-sex” them so they performed a bath-soap-themed version of “Animal” in front of high-socked, mini-skirted ladies from their sister school. Blaine (as always) worked it leaving the girls drooling and panting after Blaine’s number much to their futility. After the performance, Kurt realized that his sex appeal is no more than that of a baby penguin leaving him practicing sexy looks beside Blaine with their dismay. Disturbed about how uninformed Kurt is when it comes to sex, Blaine went to Burt and asked him to have “sex-talks” with Kurt which ended up in Burt awkwardly handling SexEd pamphlets to Kurt.
In the last week’s episode, Gwyneth Paltrow reprises as Holly Holiday as the aggressive sex education substitute teacher who battled up against the prissy-ness army of Emma and her Celibacy Club. So as Emma teaches Rachel and Quinn to avoid intimacy at any cost, Holly spreads the fact that cucumbers don’t have the ability to spread HIV and storks do not deliver babies. As noted by Holly that all Glee Club members are showing signs of misunderstandings when it comes to sex, Will employed her help and she performed an over-the-top version of “Do You Wanna Touch Me” and everything was spiced up after that.
And as the Regionals draws near, Sue gave hints to Kurt and Blaine that in order for the Warblers to devour New Directions they have to “over-sex” them so they performed a bath-soap-themed version of “Animal” in front of high-socked, mini-skirted ladies from their sister school. Blaine (as always) worked it leaving the girls drooling and panting after Blaine’s number much to their futility. After the performance, Kurt realized that his sex appeal is no more than that of a baby penguin leaving him practicing sexy looks beside Blaine with their dismay. Disturbed about how uninformed Kurt is when it comes to sex, Blaine went to Burt and asked him to have “sex-talks” with Kurt which ended up in Burt awkwardly handling SexEd pamphlets to Kurt. Vanity Fair Writer Uses Anti-Gay Slur
This is just disgusting.
I recently came upon this online Vanity Fair post, "The Gay Guide to Glee: Season 2, Brett Berk, the author, wrote about Episode 15, 'Sexy". He decided to use a sickening, revolting, anti-gay slur when writing about Glee's two resident gay characters, Kurt and Blaine, and their cover of Neon Trees' Animal.
He wrote:
Um, offensive.
I was definitely not expecting this from such a reputable magazine such as Vanity Fair. Shame on Brett Berk and shame on VF for letting this be published.
So sad that people still even use that term.
So, so sad.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
They were blamin' it on the aaaaaaalcohol alright
The New Directions imbibed enough alcohol to blame a whole episode's worth of antics on! Parties, drinking, spin the bottle, singing and throwing up. The Glee Clubbers did one heck of a number and I'm not talking about their performances.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Parents Television Council Thought That 'Sexy' Was "Cheap" on Glee!
The PTC are taking this episode way out of proportion. Seriously, it's JUST a show. They went on to explain that:
"From the beginning of the episode, it was pretty clear the gist of it was going to be that abstinence is off the table and we're going to make the celibacy club look like the nerds convention essentially. There was very little doubt — despite the sort of lip service the show gave to responsible sexual activity — that the gist of the show was lap dances with students is cool, the celibacy club is not, and when it's presented in that way, it really cheapens whatever discussion there is about
consequence and responsibility."
The Dalton Warblers are Getting Their Own Album!
Yes, Gleeks! You read that correctly!
Now not only will we be having our regular volumes of music from the Glee episodes, we'll have a whole CD just from our favorite McKinley High rival glee club!
Will you be picking up a copy?
Now not only will we be having our regular volumes of music from the Glee episodes, we'll have a whole CD just from our favorite McKinley High rival glee club!No release date is offical....however, I did get word on a April debut. Obvious featured songs will include: Hey, Soul Sister, Teenage Dream, Bills, Bills, Bills, and When I Get You Alone.
Even though I have every song they've done so far, I still find this EXTEREMLY exciting and a freshing change!
Will you be picking up a copy?
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
Glee-Cap: February
Happy March fellow GCO-ers! So sorry I'm behind on my February Glee post, but life got in the way! Anyway....here's what happened in the month of February...
Cast & Guest Stars:
Nick Jonas is the latest celebrity "gleek" to express interest to be on the show. When asked for comment he expressed that he would be "honored" to have him or his music on the show. I could totally see him as a Warbler...Just sayin'.
Cast & Guest Stars:
Your Favorite Moments From "Sexy"
I asked our Twitter followers what THEIR favorite moments were, and here are a few responses I received:
@deiashadows: man-to-man talk between blaine and burt, and between burt and kurt.
@EpicWemma: Emma admitting she is confused about her feelings for Will.
@audreybettina: Kurt's line about Broadway romance! It was so sweet! :)
@ryanls15: Afternoon Delight. & Everybody's got a random.
@otipoti: Kurt's "talk"
Shocked no one mentioned BRITTANA. Thanks for the quick input, y'all. If your favorite moment didn't get posted, leave it as a comment!
Brittana: Yes or No? POLL
Immediately following my viewing of last night's episode, I went to Twitter to express my confusion over Santana confessing her love for Brittany. Apparently, I was the only one who did not "see it coming" and I clearly must live under a rock. May I just say that the person I watched the show agreed with my assessment of it being a little weird!! I'm not the only one. (But we may be the only two?)
I decided to create a poll to see if I'm truly in the minority with my non-approval of the Santana/Brittany relationship. I do agree that Naya Rivera gave an outstanding and completely convincing performance, and her singing of "Landslide" was very sweet, but, I don't watch Glee for drama. I watch it for comedy. and the songs. So, I think that's why I'm just a little confused. and who knows, maybe the Brittana thing will eventually grow on me and I'll learn to appreciate it.
I'd like to hear your thoughts about this in the comments, but please try to be respectful of opinions that may differ from yours! Thanks.
UPDATE: The poll has been infiltrated by Brittana fan sites and message boards. Awesome! At least the site is getting tons of traffic right now. I should also add that I have absolutely no problem with same-sex relationships.. or sex.. or anything like that. I'm not morally opposed to those things in any way, but, like I tried to explain earlier, I don't watch Glee to learn important life lessons. I'm 27 years old. Most of my life lessons are already learned ;) I had no idea the Brittana fan base was so huge! Hopefully some of you will stick around the site after you vote in the poll :)
