When Glee came back a few weeks ago, I was reminded of just how hilarious everything that comes out of Brittany's mouth is. So, I decided to make a list of all of my favorite quotes from her. It will be an ongoing list, and fan input via comment or e-mail is highly encouraged and welcome! If enough people participate and like this idea, we will do more "Epic Quotes" lists for some of the other Glee characters in the future.
- "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"
- "When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist."
- "I think my cat's been reading my diary."
- "I find recipes confusing."
- "A male duck." (when asked what a ballad was)
(This post is in progress! Refresh soon for updates.)
My LOL favorites from the last couple of episodes - I think because they were not spoiled in the previews and also were more relevant to the scene they were in as opposed to out of the blue funny one-liners...
ReplyDelete"There was a mouse in mine."
"Mr. Schu, is he your son?"
Later in the same scene that she says:
ReplyDelete"A male duck." (when asked what a ballad was)
She then says:
"I bet the duck's in the hat"
Priceless, she's so ditsy!
i super loved brittany in the bad reputation episode!!!
ReplyDeleteArtie (pointing at Brittany): Um, excuse me. Why is she here?
Brittany: "I've been here since first period. I had a cold. I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I can't remember how to leave. I also don't know why I only made fourth on the glist. I made out with, like, everyone in this school: girls; boys; Mr. Kidney, the janitor. I need to do something to get into the top three."
GLEE IS AWESOME
ReplyDeleteMr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
ReplyDeleteBrittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
When Puck shaved off his mohawk and walked into the room, Brittany sighed, "Who is that guy?"
ReplyDeleteit's like cool epilepsy (however you spell it) - when aksed to show how to do hairography
ReplyDeleteLOOOOL
ReplyDeleteI lovee brittany! shes so epic XD
Britney is so hilarious, but i hate santana shes a bitch, plus trying 2 steal my man! <3 GLEE !!!!!!11
ReplyDeleteBrittany is really funny!I love how she n santana interact with each other
ReplyDeletebrittany is just really ditzy and funny. i dont think glee would be the same without her crazy one liners
ReplyDeletebrittany is the best charater
ReplyDeleteMr. Shu: Can anyone tell me what a anthem is?
ReplyDeleteBrittany: The bottome of an ants pants.
Mr. Shu: So close
Santana: "Sex isn't dating."
ReplyDeleteBrittany: "Yeah, if it was Santana and I would be dating."
LOOOOOVE Brittany she is soooooo funny and is a great dancer. go GLEE
ReplyDeleteWill: "What's a duet?"
ReplyDeleteBrittany: "A blanket"
LOL
it's not a Brittany quote but "it's like cool epilepsy (however you spell it) - when asked to show how to do hairography" Merriam Webster has a website.
ReplyDeletemy all-time favourite glee quote is:
ReplyDeletebrittany to santana: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
i love it!
sue holds up a peice of broccoli and says that brittany got upset because she thought sue had cut down a tree where the gummy bears lived XD
ReplyDeletei luv brittany
ReplyDeletewhats the capital of ohio?
ReplyDeleteO!
brittany do you even know who the president is? me!
"Whenever I pray I fall asleep."
ReplyDeleteshe is Hilerious
P.S. I am unicorn
that was me up above and that was a total Britany moment... only a Britany could spell hilerious wrond
ReplyDeleteP.S. i have a lot of Britany Moments... my friend even made my a little Britany doll that she would show me whenever i did something stupid... "It looks like a Jewish cloud."
"That's a fansite I'll never go to."
DeleteSeems like you already have.
Hey Margo. Its VB. (Bet you didnt think I'd find you)
another Britany moment... i spelled worng wrong... what is wrong with me???
ReplyDeletei did it again... earlier i asked if Christmas was on September 25... I need some help
ReplyDeleteI love glee its my favourite show ever my fav brittany line is
ReplyDeletei dont brush my teeth after i eat i rinse my mouth out with soda, i thought dr pepper was a dentist
penis.
ReplyDeletebrittany is mine bitch!!!! you are all wrong!!! she is so funny and shes gay with santana ahhahah
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